It’s just with how they’re supposed to be trying to keep a low profile, yet drive all those dinosaur-faced vehicles and do nothing to hide who they are… And I think I brought this up before, but when they call Moynihan on their walkie talkies she goes by the handle “Mothersaurus.” I’m not sure I want to know why they call her “mother,” but why the “saurus”? If Veloci intercepts their transmissions he’s going to know they’re those dinosaurs that keep getting in his way, and quite possibly the other raptor who spent the millennia in the same cave as him.
Let’s ignore why these puppies are at a dog show, and just say way to contain the threat you dipshits. Which immediately scamper out without the kids doing a thing to stop them. Doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose of having two lookouts?), the others go inside and track the signal to a box. While Moynihan and Caruso stand watch outside (with both of them in the same place. Why? Remember that time where they took motorcycles to a place over 400 miles away and got there within like an hour? Why bother setting the episodes in real locations if you’re not going to address the distances? And then turn around and address the distances? I’m pretty sure “ Scents and Scents-a-bility” was the first episode I did that Jeffrey Scott didn’t write.Īll I’m asking for’s a little consistency. The group actually takes a sea plane to New Hampshire where they leave it with one of Moynihan’s many friends (do these people know she’s actually an immortal velociraptor?). Why? What about that time where Max and Caruso had to fight like 20 giant chickens? What makes this different? She even says the signals are weak, meaning the animals have been contaminated but haven’t actually mutated yet.
Moynihan thinks this one might be difficult, and decides she’s coming too this time. Because it’s not like gravity was always there anyway.įortunately we’re spared more of this drivel when the mutant alarm goes off, picking up multiple contacts in Manchster, NH (which is only 46 miles away this time). The kids are still grousing about the worthlessness of their educations, and the subject comes about Sir Isaac Newton and his discovery of gravity, and how they might never have flown to the moon if he hadn’t. And the ones being entered in a dog show will have been trained even more than most. Yes, he’s pulling up outside someplace having a dog show. He feels so good about this he even quotes “veni, vidi, vici.” He blames previous failures on a lack of manpower (despite this, he’s still only bringing his normal two flunkies with him), and this time plans to mutate a creature “known for its wildly uncontrollable behavior.” Ignoramus, I mean Veloci, he’s launching a scheme to capture those perfect dinosaurs the kids turn into once and for all. Although it would’ve been handy that time I fell through a wormhole and landed in an Asterix the Gaul comic.Īnyway, checking in on Dr. I went to a high school where you had to take a certain amount of foreign language classes, and you could satisfy that requirement by taking Latin. That’s nothing compared to high school, though, because at least people still speak Spanish and French.
I’ve hardly used algebra or any of the foreign language stuff those two fat bitches in middle school tried to make me learn. Or maybe it just is the knowledge setting in that most of the things they’re learning in school are pointless for most people. I notice nobody mentions social lives, because that would imply they had friends outside this little group the like of which doesn’t exist without the aid of central casting. Midterms, extracurricular activities, family obligations, and saving the world from a “super” villain who wouldn’t make the cut for the Legion of Doom. Moynihan tries to rationalize the frustration from their studies as being part of all their obligations. Besides, does their equipment actually serve any purpose besides fighting tank-sized mutants? I paid more attention in my literature classes because that’s what I do for fun. Rodger credits all the fancy-shmancy gadgets he’s invented to all he’s learned in science and math, and that’s great, but he probably excels in science and math because he likes science and math so much they’re what he does for fun, too. Moynihan tries to sympathize with him, saying it seems like some things you learn in school are irrelevant, but a well-rounded education is the key to succeeding later in life.
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